What They Think We Want

[cable news person, in monotone] "...and on this cold, drizzly July day little did these commuters know that seconds later their lives would be changed forever as their routine bus journey to work suddenly became a hellish cliche, milked mercilessly by news reporters to fill airtime repeating the same story over and over again using neverending sentences in an increasingly hysterical way, desperately trying to find something new to say whilst pushing all the right emotional buttons to keep people tuned in..."